Disclaimer
The Truth, The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth
Important Notice
Let's be absolutely clear: This is a satirical website. There is no actual artificial intelligence here. None. Zero. Nada.
Everything on this site is powered by:
- Random number generators
- Basic if/else statements
- Pre-written jokes
- The occasional coin flip
- Pure, unadulterated silliness
What We're Not
To be crystal clear, we are NOT:
- A real AI company
- Using machine learning
- Training any models
- Actually detecting ducks
- Providing legitimate IQ tests
- Giving real financial advice
- Using neural networks (unless you count our own brains)
How It Actually Works
Here's what's really happening behind the scenes:
- Rock Paper Scissors: We just make you lose every time
- Duck Detector: Randomly says "duck" or "not duck"
- IQ Test: Generates random numbers with silly explanations
- Click Counter: Basic JavaScript counter with jokes
- Thought of the Day: Pre-written list of silly thoughts
- Balloon Counter: Just counts the balloons, not an AI
- Cat a Psycho: Just a cat, not an AI
- Tic Tac Toe: Just cheats to win
Our Purpose
This website exists purely for entertainment. We aim to:
- Make people laugh
- Poke fun at AI hype
- Provide silly distractions
- Create shareable moments
- Waste time in the most entertaining way possible
Final Note
If you're looking for actual AI tools, you're in the wrong place. We recommend looking elsewhere. If you're looking for intentionally terrible "AI" and good laughs, you're exactly where you need to be.
Questions?
If you still have questions about our "AI" (or just want to share a good joke), contact us at:
Email: contact@dgfdigital.com